What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.

What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.

Is there another word for synonym?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?