If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

"I gotta 'A' in spelling."
"You dope! There isn't any 'A' in spelling."

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

"How is your wife getting along on her reducing diet?"
"Fine. She vanished last night."

The quickest way to make tossed salad is to give fresh vegetables to an 18-month-old child.